Masculine traits:
[ ] You are male.
[x] You would prefer being male.
[x] You don't wear makeup. 
[x] You love sports. 
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[/] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[x] You wanted to be a policeman/firefighter/soldier/ninja as a child.
[x] You like action anime/movies/games/comic books.
[x] You like violent music.
[x] You don't care how you smell. 
[/] You look up to male role models.
[x] You can relate to guy logic.
[/] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[x] You like baggy clothes.
[/] You love memes. 
[x] You like big dogs